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Killed a Man with my Bare Hands

What's going on, dude? What did you do today? Killed a man with my bare hands. What about you? Killed a bear with my man hands. 
I handed a bear a killed man. I killed a bear-man with no hands. I killed a bare mans dreams of getting a hand job. No you didn't dude, I gave him one after you left. 
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